Fashion accident.

I spotted the back view of this lanky slim lady in office wear at the somerset mrt station this morn on my way to work. I was seriously impressed with the way the clothes fitted and flattered her lean physique. Her dark grey top with a black waited belt and fitting A-line skirt combined with her chic straight black bob was juz pulling all the jealous glares from girls and lusty looks from guys.

I tell you ah, in my mind i was secretly thinking to myself, aiya body hot got height got dress sense, surely face like fark one la. okie la. i think the bitch in ven appears most of the time la. but its true dun u agree, god is fair. hot body, face like fark. body not nice, face presentable. those got body and face ah surely character like fark la. haha. the baseness of my human nature.

okies back to my story. from far rite, i spotted something PINK jutting out from the top of her head. not black,not dark green, not navy, but PINk! and those kinda cottoncandy PINK! i was like mentally punching my victor fist in the air la i admit. Then i tel u the ultimate horror i saw when i passed her! not only did she fasten the top of her hair(we call it the curry pok) with a PINK (i think was hello kitty!) clip, she also like clipped her fringe with ANOTHER PINK CLIP!!!

On top of that, her face, as pressumed, erm was, lets juz say as flat as a pancake (and tt s being very nice to her). imagine the juxtaposed emotions that i felt - one of utter dismay and disappointment that she dint look as hot as her back conjured her up to be, the other of complete ecstasy that god IS after all blardy freakin fair, like he always is.

okie i might go to hell for this post, but hey, i think this story is worth sharing. Aint it?

minahlian
- 12:03 PM

my weak heart.

so, i think i have found out the cause of my fainting spells. My uncle brought me to Raffles Hospital-the Chinese Med dept, and after a whirlwind of probing and testing. The Chinese doc said i have a weak heartbeat.(weak heart= cant pump blood strongly= lower blood pressure) THEN he requested for me to remove my bra for him to listen. thing is this is the first time a man, apart from a bf, has laid his eyes on my boobs. and it felt sickly weird. and i dunno y but he went on to listen to my RIGHT boob for my "heartbeat"?!?!

then he brought me to the accupuncture room for my first session with him. apart from needle-ing my wrist and tummy, he also rolled down the top of my underwear then presspress then inserted the needle juz above THAT area. i tel u. i seriously felt more nauseous by the minute. oh and for your info, the needles on the wrists are for the heart i think, tummy for weight loss and down there for my urinary flow.

yes i have been receivin acc for weight loss at another place for a few times(since nw gonna receive acc from Raffles hosp. then get it done there at the same time lo) but results can onli be seen after 10 sessions apparently. so we shall see if it works like the ads/real life accts (think: fat boy from china) say it does. and i do have urinary flow prob from time to time, i think its cos i dun drink enuff water so like sometimes even thou i have the "pee-ing" feeling, i cant go.

anws i juz hope alls well and fine for my stupid faint heart.

minahlian
- 10:21 AM

sitting here on my bed in fronta my laptop, i feel a sudden obligation to post narcissistic pics of myself. so here they are.








and finally. presenting my new lifetime fren- the scar. and pls. ignore the lousy complexion.

minahlian
- 9:27 PM

men and bitches.

okie i know i have not been posting at all for the past weeks. i dunno. i think its cos i dun have anythin substantial to say u know. i feel like i NEED to make a pt each time i blog. i mean i dun wana blog bout mundane stuff like. oh i wake up then i brush my teeth then i wash my face, u get my pt. n as ive mentioned before, i not as gd a blogger as some of my frens on my links are.

well, today. i juz want to thank all those who have showed concerned for me n my new lifetime fren- the scar on my forehead. its been almost 3 weeks since i unwillingly acquired such a fren, for lifetime mind u. yes, my scar IS getting better everyday, or least i hope it to be. Ive been takin frens advice and consumin vit E and C pills and also at the same time i bought this gel like sheet from the pharmacy at $50! to flatten and lighten the scar which i hafta put on everynite.

as per my heading. i juz wana say that, guys like bitches dun they? and by bitches i mean girls who take them for granted, treat them like fark, make use of them and assume that guys will ALWAYS pay. No? prove me wrong. i rem a saying that guys are built for the chase, and they act prefer it tt way. they are more attracted when girls put themselves on a pedestal and expect guys to woo them.

i might be wrong. but from wat ive seen and experienced. guys DO actually treat a girlfren or someone they like with more respect when the girl shows them tt its all a no-nonsense affair. girls have to be hard on their guys to keep them ard, girls NEED to slap guys ard once in a while to keep a guy hanging for more. ive seen bitches with men lapping up each word they say, these men are willing to go extremes for these disgusting women.

as much as i hate to admit. i think i actually WANT to be a bitch. or maybe i alrdy am tryin to be one? i dunno. but fact of the matter is, and this pt i make is onli applicable my own experience onli, that girls have to adopt the heck-care attitude at appropriate intervals for their guy to treat them rite. once a girl shows tt she thinks tt this guy is the one for her and starts treatin him as thou he is king, tt guy, regardless how nice a guy he is, WILL and i mean WILL stray.

If u think this theory is wrong, by all means, prove it. and u betta have a damned gd argument becos i, for one, have first hand experience at this.

so girls, feel free to be a bitch to ur partners.

minahlian
- 10:28 AM